SEC COACHES FAVORITE FOOD PREDICTIONS

This is part five of a part five series, so stay tuned.

NICK SABAN
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Puppies. Children. Souls. Happiness. Soup.

BRET BIELMA
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Candles. Delicious, waxy candles.

GUS MALZAHN

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Halloween decorations of all varieties. His favorite is the little lights though.

JIM MCELWAIN
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Red balloons, pre-inflated. They have to be red.

KIRBY SMART

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The sweetest, most disgusting candy he can find.

MARK STOOPS
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Microwave dinners. They always sound like they’re going to be good but they never are.

LES MILES
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Grass.

HUGH FREEZE
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I don’t really need to make this prediction, one of his former players will leak it eventually.

DAN MULLEN
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HE’S A BANDWAGON FOOD ENJOYER

BARRY ODOM
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Whatever food within a fifteen mile radius has the most meat in it.

WILL MUSCHAMP
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Referees. Side note: thank you for keeping this beautiful man in coaching, South Carolina. He’s a terrible coach, but a wonderful train wreck.

BUTCH JONES

NCAA Football: Bowling Green at Tennessee

Same as Mark Stoops, but orange and with more hillfolk.

KEVIN SUMLIN
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Quarterbacks, apparently. Thanks for Tate Martell though!

DEREK MASON
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Library books. Go Commodores!

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