This is part five of a part five series, so stay tuned.
Puppies. Children. Souls. Happiness. Soup.
Candles. Delicious, waxy candles.
Halloween decorations of all varieties. His favorite is the little lights though.
Red balloons, pre-inflated. They have to be red.
The sweetest, most disgusting candy he can find.
Microwave dinners. They always sound like they’re going to be good but they never are.
I don’t really need to make this prediction, one of his former players will leak it eventually.
HE’S A BANDWAGON FOOD ENJOYER
Whatever food within a fifteen mile radius has the most meat in it.
Referees. Side note: thank you for keeping this beautiful man in coaching, South Carolina. He’s a terrible coach, but a wonderful train wreck.
Same as Mark Stoops, but orange and with more hillfolk.
Quarterbacks, apparently. Thanks for Tate Martell though!
Library books. Go Commodores!