This is part four of a part five series, so stay tuned.
Bowling shoe spray, but he’s actually really proud of it. His pantry is filled with it. His wife left him.
Bear, as he’s miming in this photograph. Sorry UCLA, you might want to hide.
Pez. He’s convinced his family that it’s medication for his Pez problem.
Reading glasses from Costco, where he doesn’t have a membership. He’s broken in to his local Costco 35 times, just to satisfy his hunger for reading glasses.
Fast food. Any kind of fast food will do, it just has to be fast, the food part is optional. And coffee.
Hamburgers, done in a skillet, on his electric cook top. You disgust me Gary.
Raw corn. No butter.
JIM L MORA
COOKIES?! WE TALKIN BOUT COOKIES?!
Toaster Pastries. Not Pop Tarts, but the knockoff store brand kind. He’s tried both, he prefers store brand. You’re a monster, Kyle.
Lemons. He just ate a really sour one, so pardon the face. DRINK SOME WATER, CHRIS, IT’LL BE OKAY.
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