This is part two of a part five series, so stay tuned.
Venison. Not because he likes how it tastes, but because he despises deer and feels the need to kill and consume them to protect his large adult sons.
Anything served at the Italian restaurant in the bad side of town where he takes care of his mafia related business. His mafia background is what helps him coach so well, because he can tell his players “if you don’t run 20 laps around the field, I’ll break your freaking legs” and mean it.
Rolls. Like, the kind that you get at a crappy chain restaurant where the decor is just road signs.
Apple turnovers, but only on big nights.
Sausage, gravy and biscuits. For every meal. Everyday. He spends all of his money on Bob Evans frozen meals.
Hamburgers. I mean, look at that mouth opening radius, that man could eat an entire hamburger in one bite, and he frequently does.
HUMAN HEARTS. THE PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK THIS PICTURE DID VERY SHORTLY AFTER, AS IT DEPICTS CHARLIE REACHING OUT TO TAKE HIS HEART OUT OF HIS CHEST, MORTAL COMBAT STYLE.
Lion, the most handsome animal in the jungle.
Whatever he can find in the trash behind McDonald’s. It used to be the sandwiches that they served on the set of Beatlejuice.