ACC COACHES FAVORITE FOOD PREDICTIONS

This is part one of a part five series, so stay tuned.

STEVE ADDAZIO

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Steak. This will likely be a common choice, but Steve Addazio looks like a cartoon football coach, so his favorite food has to be the most stereotypical football food.

DABO SWINNEY
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Gumbo, or some other weird, obscure southern food. Maybe alligator, or crawfish, or microwaved dirt. The south is weird.

DAVID CUTCLIFFE

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Grapes. I had literally never seen this man before today, and as soon as I saw his face, I knew the choice would be grapes. There’s nothing else it could be, this man is just unbelievably passionate about grapes, and I respect the hell out of that.

JIMBO FISHER

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HUMAN FLESH.

PAUL JOHNSON

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Salad. Any kind of salad will do. He likely doesn’t receive a salary, at least not money, but instead, when he was hired, they built an all you can eat salad cafeteria that only he knows about. That cafeteria also serves as his home.

MARK RICHT
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Spaghetti. No sauce, just butter. Lots of butter. Mark Richt has lost control of his taste buds.

LARRY FEDORA
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Hot dogs. With every condiment you can possibly put on the hot dog. He definitely thinks they’re sandwiches too.

DAVE DOEREN
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Second Dave in one conference that I don’t recognize, that has to be some kind of record. His favorite food is probably popcorn, and he certainly goes to movies frequently, entirely for the popcorn. He still hasn’t told his wife about his popcorn problem.

PAT NARDUZZI
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Cheerios. He eats Cheerios every morning, not as part of a brand deal, but because he’s deeply in love with them. You have my support, Pat! Be proud of who you are!

DINO BABERS
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Popsicles. Like, the kind you get at the grocery store, and they’re in a little tube, and you pu them in the freezer? That’s his favorite food. He always throws out the green ones though.

BRONCO MENDENHALL

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Horse meat. NOT JUST BECAUSE HIS NAME IS BRONCO, WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?

JUSTIN FUENTE

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Hot dogs, again. When Virginia Tech and North Carolina play, Justin and Larry will have a hot dog eating competition on the sidelines. Justin will likely win.

DAVE CLAWSON

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THE ACC HAS THREE COACHES NAMED DAVE THAT I HAVEN’T EVER HEARD OF. I KNOW ALL THE REST OF THE ACC COACHES, JUST NOT THE DAVES. Anyway, this Dave’s favorite food is gum, because he never learned to not swallow gum.

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